Why do I do this?

[johnstonmr]

You know it's not going to be a good story when the first part is:

A fierce battle once romed the vast plains of Japan. A Ninja known for his
legenary skills in killing name Kiazu was assainded a task to hornor the
Shimizu clan by killing the Dinamo (leader) of an enemie clan. 2 weeks
into his cross country stock her came into contact with a ninja hidding in
the tall grasses in a open field . Just passed this unknown ninja was a
group of soldiers of an enemie clan. With a swift pop-up of her head she
launched a double side sword at the general, cutting his head straight off.

The strange Ninja dissapered. Kiazu decided it be wise if he vanished so
not to be caught.

That night Kiazu was quietly yet silently racing across an open field when
he saw in the corner of his eye the strange ninja. Kiazu turned and faced
this ninja. It was wierd not like anyother ninja he have ever saw before.
First Kiazu saw was the chest, large for a man. It looked like breast in
that tight ninja suit must of been at less 38-d's. Body was a perfect
figure 8. She glard at him almost checking Kiazu out. Suddenly they both
drew their Kitana's (big damn swords) and charged at each other.

That's when I decided I couldn't even try to continue.

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Comments

[elisandra.livejournal.com]

Baha. Quietly yet silently.

To this I say - release the man in you cocoon quackery. It is the answer to everything. As of right now.