Why do I do this?

[johnstonmr]

You know it's not going to be a good story when the first part is:

A fierce battle once romed the vast plains of Japan. A Ninja known for his
legenary skills in killing name Kiazu was assainded a task to hornor the
Shimizu clan by killing the Dinamo (leader) of an enemie clan. 2 weeks
into his cross country stock her came into contact with a ninja hidding in
the tall grasses in a open field . Just passed this unknown ninja was a
group of soldiers of an enemie clan. With a swift pop-up of her head she
launched a double side sword at the general, cutting his head straight off.

The strange Ninja dissapered. Kiazu decided it be wise if he vanished so
not to be caught.

That night Kiazu was quietly yet silently racing across an open field when
he saw in the corner of his eye the strange ninja. Kiazu turned and faced
this ninja. It was wierd not like anyother ninja he have ever saw before.
First Kiazu saw was the chest, large for a man. It looked like breast in
that tight ninja suit must of been at less 38-d's. Body was a perfect
figure 8. She glard at him almost checking Kiazu out. Suddenly they both
drew their Kitana's (big damn swords) and charged at each other.

That's when I decided I couldn't even try to continue.

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Comments

[urban-bohemian.livejournal.com]

Woo! I think I need a drink after that rare literary gem...

[khanfused.livejournal.com]

... I need a LOT of drinks ...

[elisandra.livejournal.com]

Baha. Quietly yet silently.

To this I say - release the man in you cocoon quackery. It is the answer to everything. As of right now.

Umm..

[jimbo-the-gecko.livejournal.com]

That's not so bad. Try "chatting" with your average high school student online. It will either reinforce your interest in teaching (to better teach these pseudo-illiterate kids), or encourage you to run, screaming to UCD in search of a new career in agriculture.

Better yet, get on Craigslist and read the Rants&Raves section for some amusement. Here is a true literary gem posted recently on CL in San Diego:
"i hate point loma parrots more than the most annoying fake mounded bleached blond sorry so cal assed with a little too much side gut hangin over the saggy ass but a little too tan and plenty vapid enough to match the amount of fake blond hair parakeets that I see at moondoggies and pb bar and grill when i sometimes go there cuz someone is visiting pb or there is a work happy hour or something by the way i also see some of the most beautiful women and girls that i have ever seen so concentrated in one place when i go there and i have been to many places."

Re: Umm..

[elisandra.livejournal.com]

Dear gods. I would have to work REALLY hard to come up with something so insanely garbled.

And I don't even have a high school diploma.

[achates.livejournal.com]

Michael, are you suggesting that a busty, non-athletic woman exhibiting enough stealth to sneak past an army's sentry line and assassinate its general with a double-bladed sword isn't impressive?

Come on, man. She cut his straight. off!