Mahdi Mood Alert System Activated

The Mahdi is hovering somewhere between Abject Self-loathing and Supreme Anger at the Universe.

You have been warned.

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I'm 31 years old.

I'm contemplating selling my car and my swords, just to stay afloat.

This isn't right.

Math ... I'm hating this. Beyond the anxiety, I simply don't have the time to properly study thanks to work and trying to take care of the house and cook Mike's goddamned dinner, which he's horribly picky about. (What does he expect? He buys food I can't stand to even look at and expects me to cook it for him?) It's almost funny -- I feel like those single mothers and housewives who for years had to put up with nearly apathetic husbands who felt working full time abrogated their responsibility to help out around the house despite the fact I work the same hours.

And I might sell my most prized possessions.

Fuck.

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EEP! I found this somewhere, can't recall the page.

One day, Bailey goes nuts. Grabbing a semi-automatic machine gun, she takes out Herb on the way to work with a bullet right to the face. His car goes flying into a cement pylon and explodes in fire. Then Bailey goes into the WKRP building. Seeing Johnny Fever and Venus, she wounds them horribly by shooting out both their knees and snapping their jaws off their heads. Then, as she's about to go upstairs to the studio, Gordon Jump steps out of the elevator, holding his faithful Maytag. He only has time to scream 'What the Fuck?' before a high-powered bullet goes through the Maytag and blows his head clean off. Up in the studio, Les Nessman is reading the news before Bailey sneaks up on him and clubs him so violently his head caves in. Then Bailey telekinetically shrinks Andy's pants so he is ripped in half. Then, Bailey kills Jennifer by shooting her in the face and throwing her dead corpse out the window. THE END (until Bailey kills herself) ;)