Mahdi Mood Alert System Activated
The Mahdi is hovering somewhere between Abject Self-loathing and Supreme Anger at the Universe.
You have been warned.
You have been warned.
One day, Bailey goes nuts. Grabbing a semi-automatic machine gun, she takes out Herb on the way to work with a bullet right to the face. His car goes flying into a cement pylon and explodes in fire. Then Bailey goes into the WKRP building. Seeing Johnny Fever and Venus, she wounds them horribly by shooting out both their knees and snapping their jaws off their heads. Then, as she's about to go upstairs to the studio, Gordon Jump steps out of the elevator, holding his faithful Maytag. He only has time to scream 'What the Fuck?' before a high-powered bullet goes through the Maytag and blows his head clean off. Up in the studio, Les Nessman is reading the news before Bailey sneaks up on him and clubs him so violently his head caves in. Then Bailey telekinetically shrinks Andy's pants so he is ripped in half. Then, Bailey kills Jennifer by shooting her in the face and throwing her dead corpse out the window. THE END (until Bailey kills herself) ;)