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How many Yendi does it take to sharpen a sword?
Date: 2002-04-01 02:26 pm (UTC)

From: [identity profile] merovingian.livejournal.com
Three! One to sharpen the sword, and one to confuse the issue!

How many Issola does it take to sharpen a sword?
Date: 2002-04-01 02:38 pm (UTC)

Two

From: [identity profile] elisandra.livejournal.com
One to bare its teeth, the other to sharpen it on said teeth.

How many Jhereg doess it take to sharpen a sword?
Date: 2002-04-01 02:43 pm (UTC)

Re: Two

From: [identity profile] merovingian.livejournal.com
How much is it worth to you to find out?

The correct answer for Issola was "As many you like, but the sword must want to be sharpened."
Date: 2002-04-01 02:43 pm (UTC)

Re: Two

From: [identity profile] merovingian.livejournal.com
How many Dzur does it take to sharpen a sword?
Date: 2002-04-01 02:46 pm (UTC)

Re: Two

From: [identity profile] elisandra.livejournal.com
I got mixed up between Issola and Dzur. Silly me.
Date: 2002-04-01 02:48 pm (UTC)

Re: Two

From: [identity profile] merovingian.livejournal.com
How many Orca does it take to sharpen a sword?
Date: 2002-04-01 02:50 pm (UTC)

Re: Two

From: [identity profile] merovingian.livejournal.com
"This sword is perfectly sharp enough, and you won't find a better price! TRUST ME!"
Date: 2002-04-01 03:18 pm (UTC)

Re: Two

From: [identity profile] elisandra.livejournal.com
Hhahahahaha. They can't they are too slippery.

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