State of the Mahdi

My wife and child are visiting family in the Bay Area (I just got off a video chat with them--thank you, Apple Macbook. I love you.). I have no one and nothing to prevent me zoning out with movies I've been meaning to watch, books I've been meaning to read, or video games until O-Frack-Thirty. What am I going to do?

I'm going to go to bed.

That's how fracking tired I am. I cannot wait until vacation.