Note to student:

Dear T:

No, I'm sorry. I don't care if you're a senior; you simply cannot ignore your assignments for the whole term and expect to go from a F to a C in less than a week. Don't tell me how you can't fail my class; you should have thought of that back in January, when the class began, and worked appropriately. Don't try to shift blame on me and tell me it's because I sent you out of class that day; if you were serious about passing the class you wouldn't do nothing but listen to your iPod and yell at me when I ask you to put it away.

You--and your parents--were made aware early on that you had only one week to turn in late assignments. Don't bitch at me now for refusing to change that policy. And don't bother getting your mother involved; she's known since you started going to this school four years ago that we send home grade checks every two weeks; it's not my fault she didn't think to ask you about your F grade.

In short... turn in your essay and do well on your final, and you MIGHT squeek by. That's all I can do for you. Good day.

- Mr. J

Memeishness

Yeah, like this is a surprise. And yes, the grammar in the title of the quiz hurts me.
( Yeah, I'm a literature nerd. I cut to spare you the graphic. )

In other news, the freshman really took it out of me today. I know they're just kids, but damn, they're inattentive, annoying kids. I think tomorrow I'm staying after school and rearranging the room again. I need to do it by Mid-terms, anyway, and that's next week.

Now I'm off to cover someone else's class. Then to my own class. Then home and guests.