St. Patrick's day

Note the following: I am part Irish, I am Catholic (I may not practice, being a big fat disbeliever and all, but the Church says I was baptised in the Church and that that means I'm still one of them), but:

I am not wearing any green (Thanks to Mr. Powell, my 6th Grade Teacher)

If you pinch me, I will pummel you with punishing blows until you fall down. And then I'll kick you.

Unless you're Elli, of course, in which case I'll merely tickle you until you pee your pants.

Oh no! Not Fanfic!

I found this story, which isn't horrible, but isn't superb, here.

It's based on the Star Wars game Knights of the Old Republic, and posits a future where the main character went to the Dark Side.

I like it.