One of the guys in the office is eating something for breakfast that smells, to me, convincingly like a giant fart. It's disgusting, and I wish he'd hurry up and eat the goddamn thing before I puke all over my keyboard.
I need to find new car insurance, and figure out how I'm going to buy my textbooks, and get my car registered, and my license renewed, all with the $20 I'll have free from my next check.
Oh, if only I could teleport, I'd pull a David Rice (if you actually understand that reference, congratulations -- either you have really good taste. Or, perhaps I strong-armed you into reading Jumper by Steven Gould).
Ok, now for today's dumb tests. Why do I keep doing these?


I need to find new car insurance, and figure out how I'm going to buy my textbooks, and get my car registered, and my license renewed, all with the $20 I'll have free from my next check.
Oh, if only I could teleport, I'd pull a David Rice (if you actually understand that reference, congratulations -- either you have really good taste. Or, perhaps I strong-armed you into reading Jumper by Steven Gould).
Ok, now for today's dumb tests. Why do I keep doing these?

