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johnstonmr ([personal profile] johnstonmr) wrote2001-06-20 05:11 pm
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Species 8472: Not Just for Breakfast Anymore!!!

I found out this morning there was an infestation of Species 8472 in my backyard.

Now, as both the Borg and the crew of the U.S.S. Voyager have discovered, Species 8472 is a nasty bunch of buggers. Nearly ten feet tall, telepathic, from another dimension entirely, they have an incredibly dense molecular structure that makes them pretty resistant to the standard energy weapons. My usual PPG would be useless.

So, I sighed and picked up my trusty Tetryon Disruptor. These are great little toys. Autofire, highly destructive, and the alternate fire mode can ricochet, which is great when you're hunting slurgs on the moons of Vega Minor. I got mine off a dead Hirogen who'd been hunting me through a 100 year old Starship from an alternative dimension, but you can pick them up at Uncle Aki's Used Weaponry and Witchcraft Supplies, located in the Bazaar at Deva. Just watch your pockets, that Aki's a thief and a half.

Anyway, with the Tetryon Disruptor, the buggers were nothing big. They fall down really really fast when you fill them full of little green bolts of light.

Just thought you should know. =:)

[identity profile] mslulu.livejournal.com 2001-06-20 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
You're insane. You could be hanging out here in my clean apartment, but no... go ahead, shoot at your silly monsters...

Huuuuuuuuhhhh???

[identity profile] khanfused.livejournal.com 2001-06-21 11:33 am (UTC)(link)
Terri ...

... clean ...

... apartment? ...

These words just don't GO together!!!! Nooo! Now my brain hurtz ...

B->

Deva?

[identity profile] khanfused.livejournal.com 2001-06-21 12:23 pm (UTC)(link)
... oh ... ok ... I was WONDERING where Aki'd made off to ...

Re: Deva?

[identity profile] khanfused.livejournal.com 2001-06-21 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Was Aki the guy that took over the What'sNew Dragon franchise?

(You know ... don't get 'em wet? ... ok, ok, I admit it ... the only version of Mythstories I've read is the Phil Foglio graphic novel.)