Parenting FAIL
My daughter and I (for those unaware, though why anybody unaware would read this I have no idea, she's two and a half years old) were playing on the family room floor while watching pre-Oscars stuff.
Then she stands up, looks right at me with a slightly-worried look on her face, then squats and pees all over the carpet in one smooth motion.
I was not pleased. I tried not to act angry, but I failed, and she cried. So I ended up holding her and explaining to her that daddy didn't mean to scare her, and I understand it was an accident, and it's ok, baby girl.
Not my proudest moment. It's not like she MEANT to do it.
EDIT: On the other hand, she just hit me for no discernible reason at all, said "I need a time out" and went straight to her room without my having to tell her. Yeesh.
Then she stands up, looks right at me with a slightly-worried look on her face, then squats and pees all over the carpet in one smooth motion.
I was not pleased. I tried not to act angry, but I failed, and she cried. So I ended up holding her and explaining to her that daddy didn't mean to scare her, and I understand it was an accident, and it's ok, baby girl.
Not my proudest moment. It's not like she MEANT to do it.
EDIT: On the other hand, she just hit me for no discernible reason at all, said "I need a time out" and went straight to her room without my having to tell her. Yeesh.