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From the roleplayers community:

Hilarious Advice to Players

A snippet:

The perfect gamer helpeth when he is asked to helpeth. The perfect gamer always assumes he knows LESS about what is happening in the game or or the rules or what the plenipotentiary Game Liege has planned then the Game Liege herself. Being under such assumption, the perfect gamer once again shuts his popsicle intake and remaineth still as the grave until spoken at or asked to help.

And the advice for GMs.