Sometimes it's fun to give the punchline without the context.

"I could break a shotglass".

No, I won't explain it. You had to be there.

You know what? Life is pretty damned good. I like it.

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Another meme. Am I this bored already? You betcha!
This one's from bethie888

( I meme you long time! )

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Because where my twin goes, I must follow:

( When I was young . . . )

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While visiting my family Tuesday, my grandfather gestured at the television (which was showing a commercial for Babylon 5 DVDs) and said "That kind of thing'll never happen."

Right.

"Grandpa, come on. 100 years ago no one could fly. In that time we've developed supersonic planes and gone to the moon. Who knows where we'll be in another 300 years?"

Tell me we're not getting into space. Bullshit. The only thing that can stop us is idiotic budget and mission planning.

Damn the generation that decided to slow down. It's space, kids. It's dangerous. Everyone who decides to ride fire and go up there knows and accepts that he may die. And yet, they still go. Kids still dream of being astronauts, and men and women still strap themselves to a big piece of metal and risk everything to see Earth from orbit.

That means something.

GARAAARRGRGHGH!!!!

I just got off the phone with my landlord. You'll love this, mslulu.

Our move-in date has been pushed back to the 22nd because the idiots in the house NOW can't move out until the 12th.

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( Collect 'em all! )