What kind of Monkeyshite outfit IS this????

Ok, so I KNEW that even after getting paid today, I'd have zero money for two weeks because a huge bill had to be paid. But now, after I sent the check, I find out something new.

Apparently, the company starts a 401K for you unless you sign a paper saying not to. Whatthefrell? So I have to sign a paper saying "Leave my money alone" instead of one saying "Sign me up?" Why didn't I know this? So $60 is missing from my paycheck's expected amount.

So now, not only will I have no money for the next couple of weeks, but I will likely bounce a six hundred dollar check.

Don't mind me, I'm just stressing.

2.6 seconds.

That's how long it took me to get from "Farscape Friday! Farscape Friday!" to "Frell. Frell. Frell."

Annnnnd, the headache is off and roaring, folks!

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BTW, for future reference:

My aunt chewed me out for NOT bringing Elli, Terri, Gregory, and Kyle to her house last week. In her words, "When have I EVER said 'no' or 'one more is too many'?"

I have free license to bring people over.

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1. Where were you born? San Francisco, California.

2. If you still live there, where would you rather move to? If you don't live there, do you want to move back? Why or why not?I would move back in a second. It's home. I feel more alive and vital there than anywhere else I've been.

3. Where in the world do you feel the safest? San Francisco.

4. Do you feel you are well-traveled? No. But I will be. There are too many places on this world I have not seen yet.

5. Where is the most interesting place you've been? So far? Hmm. I'd have to say Lake Shasta -- the skies there are too beautiful to be believed at night -- and more specifically, the Shasta Caverns.