Understand something.
I don't dance.
Even though I used to dance onstage for musicals and dance performances, I have never been able to let myself go enough to dance in a club environment, or even a private party. Hell, I don't even dance at home.
So imagine my shock and surprise the other night when, after putting the Moulin Rouge soundtrack on to record to a MiniDisc, I found myself dancing all over the place as I cleaned the house.
I totally apologise for the image.
Stop laughing.