Oh holy hell.... I'm speechless.

Most of the time, I think Mike is fairly smart, except without much book-learning. But then he'll say something that makes me think he's an incredibly ignorant moron.

Like tonight.... he thought, until I told him otherwise tonight, that ALL the stars in the sky (not just the planets) were large rocks in space reflecting the light of our sun.

. . .

Yeah. I know. I mean... WHAT THE FRELL???